University Application

University application

  I am a very unique individual. I have many titles such as Santa Clause, the tooth fairy, and the Easter bunny. I am known all over the world for cooking 5 minute rice in 2.5 minutes. I mow the lawn on Sundays. I single handedly killed the mysterious Ogopogo; Then stuffed it. I don’t always run on water but when I do I prefer to walk. I had a vision that barrack Obama would get elected. I had vision that seal team 6 would assassinate Osama bin laden. I had a vision that I could see the future.
   I write music for Taylor swift on Fridays. I don’t always make money but when I do. I burn it. I walk my dog on Wednesdays. I guard the pacific coastline while playing tennis in Brazil. I use Tae-Kwan-Do in karate matches. I am ironman. I was drafted by the New York Rangers but I play for the Chicago bulls. I have preformed open heart surgery, blind folded.
   I am a president by day and a thief by night.  I don’t always drink beer but when I do I prefer dos equis. I have walked through the Congo jungle, without a compass. I have climbed Mt. Everest, without my hands. I have crawled across Antarctica, without my legs. But I have not yet gone to college.